From The Sun, on Britney’s appearance in the Sticky & Sweet Tour.  They seem to think Britney will perform a mash-up of her song “Piece Of Me” with M’s “Beat Goes On”

“THEY will need to invent a 27th letter of the alphabet to classify this. 

If you thought MADONNA and BRITNEY SPEARS’ snog at the MTV Awards in 2003 was X-rated, their latest collaboration makes that look tame. 

The Sun revealed on Saturday how the Queen Of Pop and its fallen princess will join forces forMadonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour. 

Now details of their sessions have reached me — and they are hotter than the Los Angeles police on Britney driving the wrong way up a one-way street with both her sons on her lap. 

The pair’s sexy shenanigans will be broadcast to the crowd on Madge’s upcoming world tour via 20ft screens. What a terrifying thought. I hope Britney doesn’t ask if her bum looks big on that. 

They will perform a mash-up of Madge track Beat Goes On and Britney’s Piece Of Me, while they are unwrapped from costumes that can only be described as bondage mummy. 

The pop duo will be wrapped in BANDAGES which will then be unravelled by leather thong-clad male dancers in scenes that would put even RUSSELL BRAND’s moral compass in a spin. 

An on-set source revealed: “It’s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial. 

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots. 

“They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together. 

“There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.” 

Britney has been filming scenes at a Hollywood studio and was snapped leaving a nearby hair salon looking more spruced up than she has for ages. 

It’s good that Madonna is helping her rebuild her career, but I’m still not convinced I’m ready to see her stripped down to her smalls. 

The Toxic singer will also perform to Madge’s 1995 track Human Nature. 

And in one scene to be broadcast during the tour — which opens in Cardiff on August 23 — Britney loses her mind after getting stuck in a lift in a short film by New York photographer STEVEN KLEIN. 

The source added: “We’ll see Spears going crazy in an enclosed space — screaming, pulling her hair and banging her fists on the lift walls as it’s stuck between floors. 

“She really loses it.”“

Madonna continues rehearsals for her Sticky and Sweet Tour, which is to feature a cameo from Britney Spears herself. Although the shoot was troubled with set issues, it has been officially confirmed by Madonna’s publicist, Liz Rosenberg, and Britney’s manager, Larry Rupolph. The video will show Britney dressed in a hoodie going mental in an elevator (probably not too difficult for our Brit Brit), before she turns to the camera and says her newest catchphrase, “It’s Britney, Bitch!“

The working setlist has been updated to incorporate a few changes, and I will post the current line-up after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s a huge news day! Some of you may have heard that Madonna has been tweaking the setlist for the Sticky and Sweet Tour, and has dropped atleast one of her old classics, replacing it with “Human Nature”, her commentary on the media’s treatment of her from the “Bedtime Stories” album. Quite why, I had no clue. Apparantly “Human Nature” had been rerecorded for 2008 and was sounding amazing. People were excited, again I was missing the point.

So here’s the ‘OMFG bend me over and do me several times your madgesty’, moment. The new version of “Human Nature” has been adapted as a commentary on young Hollywood today, and features samples from Britney’s “Gimme More“. As if that wasn’t enough, tomorrow Britney herself will join Madonna in New York to film a new video backdrop for the song. Britney and Madonna together again! It’s magical!!

And as if that wasn’t enough to get your weekend off to a toe-tingling start, reports also suggest that as part of Britney’s mission to rebuild her career, she will join Madonna on a few select nights of the Sticky and Sweet Tour to perform the song LIVE! Wooo! I’d rather have a gyrating Britney than an unshaved Justin any day.